She’s really pretty, now isn’t she?
Is she the kind every other girl would love to be?
You really like her, I know you do
You’ve got her lipstick kissing marks all over you

I know I’m crazy, I know I am
I should be locked up considering the state I’m in
I’m boiling rabbits like every day
And come to think about it, you should throw the key away

I know I’m overreacting a bit
But I’m jealous ’cause I love you, and I’m sorry if I choke you
But I’m trying really hard to, to become that girl I know you want me to be
But I’m jealous; I don’t mean to, I just fail every time when I see you
I hope you’re not mad, I’m just jealous ’cause I love you

You’ve really had it, I’m onto you
You don’t ignore all my flaws the way you used to
I’ve got a feeling the end is near
Is that the sound of the breaking of my heart I hear?

‘Cause I just know it, you’re leaving me
It’s in the tone of your voice when you’re accusing me
Of suffocating and killing you
With all my threats of my painting you in black and blue

I know I’m overreacting a bit
But I’m jealous ’cause I love you, and I’m sorry if I choke you
But I’m trying really hard to, to become that girl I know you want me to be
But I’m jealous; I don’t mean to, I just fail every time when I see you
I hope you’re not mad, I’m just jealous ’cause I love you

And now I’m standing here feeling so bad and picking flowers from my backyard
And tearing all the stupid tulips apart, he loved me not, he loves me not

Do you have to be so flirty, and size up every girl under thirty
It’s making me mad, and I’m just jealous ’cause I love

But I’m jealous ’cause I love you, and I’m sorry if I choke you
But I’m trying really hard to, to become that girl I know you want me to be
But I’m jealous; I don’t mean to, I just fail every time when I see you
I hope you’re not mad, I’m just jealous ’cause I love you